1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,210 [Theme music] 2 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:17,850 Theme song: Love, exciting and new. 3 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:26,614 Come aboard, we're expecting you. 4 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:34,953 And love, life's sweetest reward. 5 00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:42,134 Let it flow, it floats back to you. 6 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:50,128 The love boat, soon we'll be making another run. 7 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:59,056 The love boat promises something for everyone. 8 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:03,442 Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance. 9 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:14,119 And love won't hurt anymore. 10 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:22,579 It's an open smile on a friendly shore. 11 00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:24,375 It's love. 12 00:01:27,962 --> 00:01:30,342 Welcome aboard, it's love. 13 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:40,312 [Music playing] 14 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:59,492 Do my eyes deceive me, or has the goddess 15 00:01:59,577 --> 00:02:02,287 Aphrodite returned to earth? 16 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:04,082 You, my dear, are truly lovely. 17 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:07,205 Well so far, your my pick for the most 18 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:08,593 charming passenger on board. 19 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,340 I'm Larry Ellis. 20 00:02:10,421 --> 00:02:11,381 This is my son Michael. 21 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:12,844 - Hi, Michael. - Hi. 22 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:14,094 He's the one to watch out for. 23 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:16,795 There isn't a woman who's safe with this Casanova on board. 24 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:19,006 Well, thanks for the warning. 25 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:20,267 Dad, do you have to start-- 26 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:23,348 well, I'm only judging from your letters from college. 27 00:02:23,434 --> 00:02:27,064 Now, it's time for you to do a little postgraduate work. 28 00:02:27,146 --> 00:02:29,226 That one in blue looks very seaworthy. 29 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:33,355 Go on, give her a taste of the old Ellis charm. 30 00:02:33,444 --> 00:02:34,364 Right now? 31 00:02:34,445 --> 00:02:35,985 But we've only been onboard three minutes. 32 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:37,702 There's no time to waste. 33 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:39,242 It's your first draft pick. 34 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:41,735 Go on, make your old man proud of you. 35 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,248 Right. 36 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:47,540 Well, girl of my dreams, what cabin are we in? 37 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:48,285 Hi. 38 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:53,923 I'm Michael Ellis. 39 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:59,100 I hate to bother you, but-- 40 00:02:59,178 --> 00:02:59,848 are you alone? 41 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:02,599 Does Judy look like a mirage? 42 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:03,892 Oh, I'm sorry. 43 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:05,385 Oh no, it's my fault. I have this terrible habit 44 00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:08,936 of turning invisible whenever I'm around Monique. 45 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,112 Um. 46 00:03:10,189 --> 00:03:14,439 I was wondering if, um, maybe sometime later on, 47 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:18,777 you and I could possibly get together for a little while, 48 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:21,155 with me, maybe? 49 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:22,292 Michael? 50 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:23,448 Yes? 51 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:25,956 Do the words "take a hike" mean anything to you? 52 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:47,484 Miss wilkham? 53 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,860 Miss wilkham, what are you doing here? 54 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:51,649 Well, it's me. 55 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,151 It's gopher. 56 00:03:53,232 --> 00:03:54,652 I mean, I mean, burl. 57 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,614 Well, I mean, I'm gopher now, but I was burl then. 58 00:03:56,694 --> 00:04:00,824 Not the little burl Smith that I used to teach in junior high? 59 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,157 The same. 60 00:04:02,241 --> 00:04:03,031 Well, not quite the same. 61 00:04:03,117 --> 00:04:04,327 I hope I've gotten a little bigger. 62 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:06,120 Oh, you certainly have. 63 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:08,414 It's such a nice surprise to see you. 64 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:10,498 Who would have thought little burl would turn into such 65 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:12,093 a handsome young officer? 66 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:13,088 I know. 67 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:15,129 Even my mother thought it was a long shot. 68 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:18,683 I forgot your jokes. 69 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:19,628 Burl? 70 00:04:19,717 --> 00:04:21,177 Ma'am? 71 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:22,390 Where do I go now? 72 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:27,390 Uh-- you, um, you go to cabin 146 on the fiesta deck. 73 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:31,805 That's right through those doors and around the corner. 74 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:34,226 I hope I see you later. 75 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:42,324 You know who that is? 76 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:43,527 Your selection from this group? 77 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:45,986 Vicki. 78 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:47,947 That is miss wilkham, my English teacher. 79 00:04:48,037 --> 00:04:51,247 Oh, did I have a crush on her. 80 00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:52,792 I can see why. 81 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:54,705 She's a beauty. 82 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:56,924 Hi. 83 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:59,415 Oh. 84 00:04:59,507 --> 00:04:59,967 Are we going the right way? 85 00:05:00,049 --> 00:05:01,719 Well, let's see. 86 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,641 Thank you. 87 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:04,720 No. 88 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:07,604 You're on the promenade deck, cabin 348. 89 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:10,022 Just go through those doors and make a left. 90 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:13,901 Enjoy your cruise, miss Brooks and Dr. Hanson. 91 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:17,570 Doctor, as one doctor to another, welcome aboard. 92 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:17,940 Thank you, doctor. 93 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,316 Shall we? 94 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:24,410 How does a doctor find time to go on a cruise? 95 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:25,660 Doc. 96 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:26,702 Julie, I work here. 97 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:32,293 John, hi. 98 00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:33,083 Oh, hi. 99 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:37,376 I'm Ellen pozelle. 100 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:38,092 Oh, hi. 101 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,131 Penny Brooks. 102 00:05:40,214 --> 00:05:41,804 Well, penny, don't you think we should get settled? 103 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:42,933 Mm-hm. 104 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:43,549 Yeah. 105 00:05:43,634 --> 00:05:44,764 Nice seeing you, Ellen. 106 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,054 Nice seeing you, too. 107 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:47,467 Enjoy your cruise. - Right. 108 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:48,175 Bye. 109 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:50,274 Who was that? 110 00:05:50,349 --> 00:05:53,439 Someone I met somewhere, I guess. 111 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:54,769 Tell you the truth, I didn't remember 112 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:55,104 her name until she said it. 113 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:55,518 Oh. 114 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,117 John: I'm terribly sorry. 115 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,452 John, will you come on? 116 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:11,866 That's ok. 117 00:06:11,954 --> 00:06:13,834 Drinks are on me. 118 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:17,165 [Horn blaring] 119 00:06:17,251 --> 00:06:19,591 [Music playing] 120 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,444 Mmm. 121 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:40,614 That feels so good. 122 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:43,531 I wouldn't want to do anything to make you feel bad. 123 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:49,988 Dad, that's the fourth coat of lotion you put on her. 124 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,446 Yes, I know. 125 00:07:00,044 --> 00:07:02,844 Isn't that the girl you met when we came on board? 126 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:04,172 Oh. 127 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:05,007 Yeah, Monique. 128 00:07:09,428 --> 00:07:12,928 Well sometimes, it's better to lie back and play it cool. 129 00:07:13,015 --> 00:07:14,885 You came out a winner in round one. 130 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:19,436 Why not go for the knockout in round two? 131 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:21,822 Yeah. 132 00:07:21,899 --> 00:07:22,859 Why not? 133 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:34,906 Hi. 134 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:38,036 I don't know if you remember, but it's me. 135 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:38,544 Here, let me hold those for you. 136 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:48,302 I was on my way over to the bar, and I was wondering if possibly 137 00:07:48,384 --> 00:07:49,394 I could get you two anything. 138 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:53,218 Oh. 139 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,556 I see you already have drinks. 140 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:58,641 Boy, you're sharp. 141 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:01,358 Thanks. 142 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:02,109 Don't mind Monique. 143 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,730 She missed her morning nap. 144 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:06,316 Listen, I'm still going over to the bar. 145 00:08:06,402 --> 00:08:07,952 Is there anything else you'd like? 146 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:09,239 Yes. 147 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,492 For you to stay there. 148 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:17,617 I should've warned you. 149 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:20,535 Lovers run in my family. 150 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:23,285 Lower. 151 00:08:23,377 --> 00:08:24,747 (Deep voice) Lovers run in my family. 152 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:32,008 (Normal voice) Well how'd you make out? 153 00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:33,184 Great. 154 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:34,722 She said I was really sharp. 155 00:08:34,805 --> 00:08:37,555 And? 156 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,062 And? 157 00:08:39,143 --> 00:08:41,273 Oh yeah. 158 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,614 Well naturally, we made dinner plans. 159 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:48,149 Nice work, tiger. 160 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:48,742 I think I need a drink. 161 00:08:59,038 --> 00:08:59,288 Oh, look who's here. 162 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,672 Who? 163 00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:01,828 It's your friend, um, Ellen. 164 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:02,166 Ellen! - Penny. 165 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,500 Penny. 166 00:09:03,584 --> 00:09:04,344 Ellen! 167 00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:05,798 Penny, she may want to be alone. 168 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,048 If she wanted to be alone, she wouldn't be on a cruise. 169 00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:09,259 Hey, come join us. 170 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:10,340 Hi, penny. 171 00:09:10,424 --> 00:09:11,804 Hello, John. 172 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:12,644 Have a seat. 173 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:13,678 Oh, thank you. 174 00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:16,431 So, how are you enjoying the cruise so far? 175 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:17,774 Oh, I think it's great. 176 00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:19,308 It's my first one. 177 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:22,982 I'm glad I decided to save up and splurge on myself. 178 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:23,982 First time for us, too. 179 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:25,483 We've each been so busy with our work, 180 00:09:25,564 --> 00:09:27,324 we hardly have time for each other. 181 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,900 Oh, are you two married? 182 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:29,855 No. 183 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:30,824 Penny: No, no. 184 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,033 We haven't had time for that, either. 185 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:37,987 So, John, how's your practice? 186 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:38,907 Hectic. 187 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:40,325 Hectic. 188 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,213 But no more than penny's. 189 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:43,250 I'm an attorney. 190 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:44,042 Oh. 191 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:46,415 That sounds exciting. 192 00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:48,842 Sometimes I wish that I had pursued a career. 193 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:50,421 Well, it's never too late, you know. 194 00:09:50,506 --> 00:09:51,376 Do you have plans for dinner? 195 00:09:51,465 --> 00:09:53,335 Would you like to join us? - Penny. 196 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,386 Penny. 197 00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:56,928 Look, I'm sure an attractive lady like Ellen 198 00:09:57,013 --> 00:10:00,563 has no problem finding a dinner date. 199 00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:02,391 Well actually, I don't have a date yet. 200 00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:04,646 [Checkers crashing to floor] 201 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:07,019 Are you sure that I won't be imposing? 202 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:07,766 Of course not. 203 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,647 We'd love to have you join us. 204 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:12,154 Right, John? 205 00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:14,026 Sure. 206 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:15,323 Well, ok. 207 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,196 I'll see you tonight. 208 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,083 I'm going to go take a swim. - Ok. 209 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:18,989 Bye bye. 210 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:21,286 Bye. 211 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:22,040 She asked about your practice. 212 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:24,831 Was she a patient? 213 00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:25,575 No. No. 214 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:25,876 Mm-mm. No. 215 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,458 Oh. 216 00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:29,383 Where do you know her from? 217 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:32,552 I think it was a long time ago. 218 00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:34,261 Maybe back in med school, you know? 219 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,842 Ok. 220 00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:38,887 Look, penny, why'd you ask her to dinner? 221 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:42,391 We came on this cruise to be alone, just the two of us. 222 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,225 I'm not worried. 223 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,810 I mean, I can tell she isn't your type. 224 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,986 There she is, Isaac. 225 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:59,582 She's even more terrific than I remember her. 226 00:10:59,658 --> 00:11:00,328 Pretty lady. 227 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:02,239 Mm-hm. 228 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,618 Why don't you ask her to dinner? 229 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:06,785 Isaac, you don't understand about these things. 230 00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:10,544 This woman probably still looks upon me as a kid. 231 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,758 Last time she saw me, I was raising my hand to ask her 232 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,258 if I could go to the bathroom. 233 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,840 So raise your hand and ask her if she wants to go to dinner. 234 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:20,925 Go on. 235 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:21,683 Do it. 236 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:36,110 Hi, miss wilkham. 237 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:37,905 Hi, burl. 238 00:11:37,988 --> 00:11:39,778 I didn't expect to see you so soon. 239 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:41,115 And please, Susan. 240 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,030 Oh ok. 241 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,618 Susan it is, miss wilkham. 242 00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:45,792 Susan. 243 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,081 Come on, sit down. 244 00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:50,504 Tell me what's been happening to you since junior high. 245 00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:53,844 Oh, pretty much the usual thing. 246 00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:55,511 High school and college. 247 00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:58,299 And then I joined the ship. 248 00:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,514 So I guess you could say my life's 249 00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:00,683 been pretty much high seas. 250 00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:05,927 I haven't gotten married or anything. 251 00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:07,726 I can't imagine the girls letting you slip by. 252 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:10,310 Well, I guess I'm just waiting for the right woman 253 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,146 to come along. 254 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:19,572 Miss wilkham, I was wondering if I could ask you-- 255 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:23,985 Susan, I was wondering if you would-- 256 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:24,906 hello, gopher. 257 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:25,744 Hi, sir. 258 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,538 Be interested in just having, um-- 259 00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:29,291 ooh. 260 00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:31,503 Excuse me for interrupting, miss wilkham. 261 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:32,884 I'm captain stubing. 262 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:33,710 Hello. 263 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,004 Gopher has told us all about you. 264 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:38,007 I'd like to invite you to dine at my table tonight. 265 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:38,800 I'd love to. 266 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:39,803 Thank you. 267 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:40,384 Fine. 268 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,338 I look forward to it. 269 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:42,928 I do, too. 270 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,142 Well, have a nice day. 271 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:45,851 Thank you. 272 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,681 Goodbye, gopher. 273 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:51,187 Will you be sitting at the captain's table, too? 274 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:51,520 Yes, I will. 275 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,064 Good. 276 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:56,027 Then I'll look forward to it even more. 277 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:57,188 I'm sorry. 278 00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:58,776 You were going to ask me something. 279 00:12:58,861 --> 00:12:59,571 Yeah. 280 00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:03,701 Can I be excused? 281 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:09,040 [Music playing] 282 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,762 Hi, I'm Michael. 283 00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:23,262 Michael Ellis. 284 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,394 Oh, I'm Judy winters. 285 00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:30,518 Monique's roommate. 286 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:33,691 She's not here right now. 287 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:34,651 Oh ok. 288 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:36,020 Sorry to bother you. 289 00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:36,396 Well, can I help? 290 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,942 Um, yeah. 291 00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:40,066 No. 292 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:45,822 I mean, I was wondering if Monique would possibly-- 293 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:46,738 no, probably not. 294 00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:47,905 Why would she? 295 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:51,463 Do you always have these conversations with yourself? 296 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,869 Yeah. 297 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,787 Only sometimes it gets so boring, I don't even listen. 298 00:13:55,876 --> 00:14:00,046 You want me to fix you up with Monique, right? 299 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:02,340 Oh, it happens all the time. 300 00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:04,474 Do you really think she'd have dinner with me? 301 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,102 Well, I'd have dinner with you. 302 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,928 And since Monique and I are dining together, why don't you 303 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,274 just join us? 304 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,229 That would be great. 305 00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:13,849 Thank you. 306 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,596 That wasn't so hard, was it? 307 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,358 No. 308 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,323 That's because talking with you, it's just 309 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,244 like talking with my sister. 310 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,038 [Music playing] 311 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,837 I can't believe even gopher would 312 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:47,297 do anything that ridiculous. 313 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,506 Oh, yes. 314 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:52,807 I'm afraid burl's what you might call the class clown. 315 00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:55,141 One term, he thought that he was James cagney. 316 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:58,357 I asked him to get up and read Shakespeare for the class, 317 00:14:58,439 --> 00:14:59,439 and he said-- 318 00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:00,823 (imitating James cagney) Friends, 319 00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:03,439 romans, countrymen, lend me your ears, or I'll cut them off. 320 00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:05,647 You dirty rats. 321 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,568 If you think his cagney is bad, 322 00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:10,526 wait till you hear his Johnny Carson. 323 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,158 Believe me, gopher hasn't changed much. 324 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:12,664 Hmm. 325 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,615 I think he has. 326 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,665 But he's not the only one who does impressions. 327 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,459 After dinner, if you'd like to join me in the acapulco lounge, 328 00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:21,673 I'll show you my Fred Astaire. 329 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:22,594 Oh, well i-- 330 00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:23,841 aren't we going to-- 331 00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:25,342 (imitating Humphrey bogart) Ah, you better forget about me, 332 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,684 sweetheart. 333 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,929 Inside both of us, we know you're 334 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:32,351 better off with the captain. 335 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:32,931 Thank you, captain. 336 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,885 I'd love to join you. 337 00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:36,015 But you better save me a dance, bogey. 338 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:43,690 I can't believe you invited that jerk to eat with us. 339 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:44,936 Well, why not? 340 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:47,947 Because you'll scare off all the decent guys. 341 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,160 That's why not. 342 00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:51,329 Nice room, isn't it? 343 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:52,488 Depends on where you're sitting. 344 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,418 - Hi, Julie. - Oh, hello. 345 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:00,961 Have you seen Michael? 346 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,713 Oh, I sure have. 347 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,585 He's right over there with two very lovely ladies. 348 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,092 Larry: I tell you, that kid's got 349 00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:07,883 them eating out of his hand. 350 00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:11,676 In that case, I sure hope they don't order soup. 351 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:12,682 Enjoy your dinner. 352 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:15,063 Thank you. 353 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:18,890 I, uh, I think I'll have the Turkey. 354 00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:20,057 You know what they say-- 355 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,605 you are what you eat. 356 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,649 Monique, you don't have to be so rude. 357 00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:25,112 Oh, that's ok. 358 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,658 John tells me that you two met when he was at medical school. 359 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:39,417 Yes, that's right. 360 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,208 In Boston. 361 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:42,631 Boston. 362 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,380 Oh, John, look. 363 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:45,631 Lemon sole stuffed with crab. 364 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:46,763 Your favorite. 365 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,009 And you have a memory, too. 366 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,930 Ellen, how in the world could you 367 00:16:50,008 --> 00:16:52,088 remember something like that? 368 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,427 How could I forget? 369 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:54,562 He always ordered it. 370 00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:56,808 Always? 371 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,560 Well, it's hard to avoid fish in Boston. 372 00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:01,192 Yeah, you're right. 373 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,400 Oh, John. 374 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,650 Remember the night that you brought 375 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:07,992 home Dr. Harkavy and the lobster crawled out of the sink. 376 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:08,108 Oh, no! 377 00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:17,078 Home? 378 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:29,046 Um, Ellen and I lived together for two years. 379 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:29,921 I'm sorry, penny. 380 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:33,507 I just assumed that John told you. 381 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:34,394 Oh. 382 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,310 Well. 383 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:39,768 It certainly is a small ship. 384 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:40,810 Yes, it is. 385 00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,573 [Music playing] 386 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,331 You know, gopher's lucky. 387 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,372 I wish you had been my junior high school teacher. 388 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,036 'Course, you would have been four years old. 389 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,047 Look great together, don't they? 390 00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,347 Oh, goph, don't make yourself miserable. 391 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,521 Go cut in. 392 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,429 She asked you to save a dance for her. 393 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:25,518 Doc, she was just being polite. 394 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:31,324 All I am to her is little burl Smith, boy prankster and child 395 00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:32,531 impressionist. 396 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,201 Well you're giving a pretty good impression of a child 397 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:34,949 right now. 398 00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:35,820 Now what are you? 399 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:36,696 A man or a mouse? 400 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:37,492 Yeah. 401 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,368 Anybody got a piece of cheese? 402 00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:46,127 You're hopeless. 403 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,918 I'm not hopeless. 404 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:50,801 I just don't feel like making a fool out of myself again. 405 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,470 Hi. 406 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:56,391 Hi. 407 00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,848 I'm ready for our dance. 408 00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:58,888 Where's the captain? 409 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,311 Oh, some lady cut in on me, so I thought i'd 410 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,390 be a little aggressive myself. 411 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,564 Come on. 412 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,063 Hope you guys learn something from this. 413 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,154 Good evening, Michael. 414 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,067 Where's Monique? 415 00:19:16,154 --> 00:19:17,534 After what your father said, I didn't 416 00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:18,784 expect to see you without her. 417 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,786 I don't mind so much if you see me without her. 418 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:30,004 I just don't want my dad to. 419 00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:30,165 Uh-- [clears throat] Michael. 420 00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:34,507 Excuse me. 421 00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:41,759 Excuse me, but there's a phone call 422 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:42,887 for you in the purser's lobby. 423 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,813 What do you think you're doing? 424 00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:55,782 Look, just dance with me just for a minute, 425 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,781 and I promise I'll never bother you again. 426 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,574 Do me a favor. 427 00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:01,277 Put that in writing. 428 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:11,746 Proud of you, son. 429 00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:13,625 Don't wait up, dad. 430 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,212 We're going to change into something 431 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,507 a little more comfortable. 432 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,388 You know, burl. 433 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,470 Hmm? 434 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:25,354 Dancing with you now, I think I made a mistake. 435 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,352 Oh, you'd rather be with the captain, huh? 436 00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:29,314 No. 437 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:32,814 You remember in junior high when you asked me to the prom? 438 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,978 Sure. 439 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,527 I think I should've accepted. 440 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,986 [Music playing] 441 00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:51,997 Hi, Michael. 442 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:52,794 Oh. 443 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,253 Hi, Judy. 444 00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:02,255 I'm sorry things didn't work out with Monique. 445 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:07,354 You're not the first guy she's disappointed. 446 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:08,852 I'm not disappointed. 447 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:09,434 But my father sure will be. 448 00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:20,648 You see, he thinks i'm this big ladies' man. 449 00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:22,357 He's the one who wanted me to go after Monique 450 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,237 in the first place. 451 00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:28,454 Then you don't really care about Monique? 452 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,867 No. 453 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,866 You must think that's awful of me. 454 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,588 I think that's great. 455 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:40,879 I mean, I think it's great you went to all that trouble just 456 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:44,216 to please your father. 457 00:21:44,302 --> 00:21:46,682 Yeah. 458 00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:48,313 Trouble is right. 459 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:52,640 Why don't you just tell him the truth? 460 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:52,768 Are you kidding? 461 00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:58,734 Tell him I got shot down? 462 00:21:58,817 --> 00:21:59,897 Well, he's your father. 463 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:03,275 He's not going to think any less of you. 464 00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:06,993 Hey, you don't understand. 465 00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:09,615 Most fathers want their sons to grow up to be doctors. 466 00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:14,083 And my father wants me to grow up to be Michael the conqueror. 467 00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:24,628 Well, it looks like I'm going to have to camp out here tonight. 468 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:25,678 Well, you can't do that. 469 00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:25,801 You're gonna freeze. 470 00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:32,101 I can't go back to my cabin. 471 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,484 My father thinks i'm out with Monique. 472 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:37,440 And if you get home before 7:00 am, to my father, 473 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:38,402 you haven't been out on a date. 474 00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:44,403 I'll be all right. 475 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:53,464 Goodnight, Judy. 476 00:22:53,538 --> 00:23:02,548 Goodnight, Michael. 477 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:04,927 [Music playing] 478 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:10,143 And did he always hog all the blankets 479 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,522 when you knew him, too? 480 00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:12,468 He sure did. 481 00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:15,267 He used to get so wrapped up in them, 482 00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:16,652 it was like sleeping with a mummy. 483 00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:17,268 Oh. 484 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:18,814 [Inaudible] All night. 485 00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:20,767 Quiet, king tut. 486 00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:22,477 And was he always helpless in the kitchen? 487 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:25,317 Sometimes I think he's allergic to dishwashing. 488 00:23:25,403 --> 00:23:28,163 Now that's the one thing that he did do. 489 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,030 I knew he hated it. 490 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:31,986 But see, I waited on tables all day, 491 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,447 and then I worked as a cocktail waitress at night. 492 00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:36,538 When I got home, he knew I was tired. 493 00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:37,293 So he always did the dishes. 494 00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:39,174 It was the least I could do. 495 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,001 She was supporting us. 496 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:46,336 John, you owe your degree and a good measure of your success 497 00:23:46,424 --> 00:23:47,224 to Ellen, don't you? 498 00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:49,180 I couldn't have done it without her. 499 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,511 Besides, if I had taken a job back then, 500 00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:54,386 I might have never become a doctor. 501 00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:57,524 And you were there with the rent and the groceries. 502 00:23:57,602 --> 00:23:59,522 Penny, we were in love. 503 00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:01,364 I was glad to do it. 504 00:24:01,439 --> 00:24:03,189 Besides, it's worked out fine. 505 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:07,395 For John, but not for you, Ellen. 506 00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:08,197 What do you mean? 507 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,030 Yeah, what do you mean? 508 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:13,034 I mean, you, Ellen pozelle, made 509 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,698 it possible for the learned doctor across the table 510 00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:17,497 to become said doctor. 511 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:21,041 And at no time have you received compensation 512 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,036 for the financial assistance you did render during the time 513 00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:25,338 that you shared together. 514 00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:31,258 Could you put that into words of one syllable? 515 00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:32,394 No. 516 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:36,141 But I can put it into one word of four syllables-- 517 00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:38,234 pal-i-mo-NY. 518 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:38,980 Palimony? 519 00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,270 Mm-hm. 520 00:24:40,353 --> 00:24:43,233 Alimony for pals who never got married. 521 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,355 I think I could use a drink. 522 00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:45,401 No, no. 523 00:24:45,483 --> 00:24:46,903 Save your money. 524 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:48,235 If Ellen becomes my client, you're going to need 525 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:52,120 every dime to pay her back. 526 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:56,079 You poor child. 527 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:57,661 [Music playing] 528 00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:07,422 You really wrote me a note asking me to elope with you? 529 00:25:07,505 --> 00:25:08,505 Yeah, I really did. 530 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:11,720 But um-- I got mixed up in my science homework, 531 00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:13,261 and miss Murtaugh got it. 532 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:14,595 Remember her? 533 00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:15,599 What did she do? 534 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:16,720 Nothing. 535 00:25:16,806 --> 00:25:19,016 But my science grade showed a marked improvement. 536 00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:24,112 I'll tell you something else, too. 537 00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:27,479 You know how I always would ask if I could stay after school 538 00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:29,487 and clean the erasers and the blackboards and stuff? 539 00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:34,239 Well, I just did that to spend more time with you. 540 00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:34,534 Actually, I'm allergic to chalk. 541 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,750 When you were in my class, what, you were 13? 542 00:25:40,830 --> 00:25:41,120 Oh, please. 543 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:42,956 I was 14. 544 00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,331 I was 22. 545 00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:47,667 You must have thought our ages were 100 years apart. 546 00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:47,804 Give or take a year. 547 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,926 Do you remember that time in school when-- 548 00:25:55,011 --> 00:25:55,851 burl? 549 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:56,179 Burl. 550 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:57,563 Hmm? 551 00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:59,309 Let's not live in the past. 552 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:01,481 That was then, and this is now. 553 00:26:01,559 --> 00:26:04,149 I like the way you've turned out. 554 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:07,399 I like it a lot. 555 00:26:07,482 --> 00:26:08,192 Wow. 556 00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:13,781 Oh! 557 00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:15,623 Oh gosh! 558 00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:17,159 You-- can you guess what time it is? 559 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:17,952 Look at that. 560 00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:19,954 It is late. 561 00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:22,036 I am-- I better let you get to bed. 562 00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:23,332 And i-- I gotta go to bed, too, because I've got to be 563 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,205 up way before the passengers. 564 00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:26,582 Of course. Of course. 565 00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:27,338 Mm-hm. 566 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,169 Yeah. 567 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:30,804 Both: Goodnight. 568 00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:34,931 Ok. 569 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,720 Susan, goodnight. 570 00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:49,147 [Music playing] 571 00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:11,378 Isn't it awful early for you to be up? 572 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:12,923 I guess. 573 00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:14,666 John? 574 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,548 Hmm? 575 00:27:16,634 --> 00:27:19,854 I thought we came on this cruise for a little romance. 576 00:27:19,929 --> 00:27:20,889 Yeah, that's what I thought. 577 00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:23,482 A little romance, not a little lawsuit. 578 00:27:23,558 --> 00:27:26,308 You're going to catch a cold. 579 00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:27,604 John, I'm going to ask you one question. 580 00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:30,397 If the answer is no, I'll drop the case, ok? 581 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:31,232 Fine. No. 582 00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:31,686 No. 583 00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:33,395 The answer's no. 584 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:37,855 The question is, does Ellen deserve financial restitution 585 00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:39,737 for the two years she spent supporting you 586 00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:43,664 so that you could finish medical school? 587 00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:44,575 Yes, she does. 588 00:27:44,662 --> 00:27:45,872 Good. 589 00:27:45,955 --> 00:27:47,575 I knew you'd be fair. 590 00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:48,705 John, the fact that she'll be suing you 591 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:52,882 does not reflect how I feel about you. 592 00:27:52,962 --> 00:27:54,882 I mean, can't you separate business from pleasure? 593 00:27:54,964 --> 00:27:58,474 You know, the problem is, your idea of pleasure 594 00:27:58,551 --> 00:27:59,261 is giving me the business. 595 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,434 You should've been a lawyer. 596 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:02,353 You really do have a way with words. 597 00:28:02,430 --> 00:28:04,930 You should have been a doctor. 598 00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:06,266 You sure know how to carve somebody up. 599 00:28:10,897 --> 00:28:13,267 [Music playing] 600 00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:18,861 Ok, goph, what's your problem? 601 00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:20,777 Ok. 602 00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:21,905 I need your input as a woman. 603 00:28:21,991 --> 00:28:23,161 Yeah. 604 00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:24,453 And I need your input as a man of experience. 605 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,496 Well, if it's my address book you want, I'm sorry. 606 00:28:26,579 --> 00:28:27,999 I promised it to the Smithsonian. 607 00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:28,961 Now, wait. 608 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,170 This is serious, ok? 609 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:31,960 Ok. 610 00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:33,803 How can I tell when a woman's coming onto me? 611 00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:38,378 Well, she-- your teacher came onto you? 612 00:28:38,466 --> 00:28:39,426 Who told you that? 613 00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:41,139 Gopher, what happened? 614 00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:43,349 Nothing. 615 00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:45,060 I got nervous and said goodnight. 616 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:46,390 Aw. 617 00:28:46,474 --> 00:28:48,104 You sure you weren't in the class for slow starters? 618 00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:50,024 Yeah, gopher, I mean, an older woman 619 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:54,573 being attracted to a younger man is pretty commonplace today. 620 00:28:54,649 --> 00:28:55,859 I just can't believe that Susan's 621 00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:57,652 really interested in me. 622 00:28:57,735 --> 00:28:59,355 Why not? 623 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:00,446 Well for one thing, I think the captain likes her, too. 624 00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:02,820 And how can I compete with that? 625 00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:05,287 At best, I either lose her or my job. 626 00:29:05,368 --> 00:29:07,498 Maybe both. 627 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:09,659 But at least give it your best shot. 628 00:29:09,747 --> 00:29:10,497 Yeah. 629 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:11,422 Hey, gopher, come on. 630 00:29:11,499 --> 00:29:12,289 Now's your chance. 631 00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:14,285 Go ahead. 632 00:29:14,377 --> 00:29:15,297 Go on. 633 00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:28,096 Good morning, Susan. 634 00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:29,313 Oh, good morning. 635 00:29:29,392 --> 00:29:30,352 That's everything. 636 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:31,225 Thank you. 637 00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:32,941 May I join you? 638 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:33,351 Oh, of course. Sit down. 639 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:34,808 Thank you. 640 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:46,203 Susan, I want to apologize for last night. 641 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:49,664 I'm afraid I behaved like a child. 642 00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:51,576 Well, as a matter of fact, you did. 643 00:29:51,664 --> 00:29:52,794 Well, I'm sorry. 644 00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:55,044 It's just that-- 645 00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:56,836 I keep thinking of you as miss wilkham, 646 00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:00,880 my old English teacher. 647 00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:02,875 I understand that. 648 00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:03,967 I understand. 649 00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:05,892 Some people just can't handle the age difference. 650 00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:07,180 Oh, no, no, no, no. Wait a minute. 651 00:30:07,263 --> 00:30:07,893 No, I didn't mean that. 652 00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:10,392 Let me-- let me start again. 653 00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:11,135 What I meant was-- 654 00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:11,596 good morning. 655 00:30:11,684 --> 00:30:13,234 Good morning. 656 00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:14,651 Morning. 657 00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:17,519 Merrill, does that offer still stand from last night? 658 00:30:17,607 --> 00:30:19,527 Remember you promised me a tour of the ship? 659 00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:20,439 Absolutely. 660 00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:22,857 And there's no time like the present. 661 00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:23,316 Wonderful. 662 00:30:23,404 --> 00:30:25,324 Excuse me, burl. 663 00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:29,036 Sure, Susan. 664 00:30:29,118 --> 00:30:29,828 I mean, miss wilkham. 665 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,053 [Music playing] 666 00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:45,927 Michael. 667 00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:46,390 I haven't seen you all morning. 668 00:30:46,469 --> 00:30:47,219 Where you been? 669 00:30:47,303 --> 00:30:49,893 Hi, dad. 670 00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:51,813 I was just catching up on my rest. 671 00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:52,931 Boy, that Monique, she was Wilder than I dreamed. 672 00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:55,977 It was like spending the night in a tiger's cage. 673 00:30:56,062 --> 00:30:58,272 Hey, Mike, I'm your dad. 674 00:30:58,356 --> 00:30:59,186 You don't have to lie to me. 675 00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:01,154 What? 676 00:31:01,234 --> 00:31:03,324 I talked to Monique this morning. 677 00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:05,283 Oh. 678 00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:08,373 Then you know about last night. 679 00:31:08,449 --> 00:31:09,989 Don't take it so hard, killer. 680 00:31:10,076 --> 00:31:12,786 Everybody strikes out once in a while. 681 00:31:12,870 --> 00:31:15,420 Dad, can I be really honest with you? 682 00:31:15,498 --> 00:31:18,538 Of course. 683 00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:21,296 I strike out a lot more than once in a while. 684 00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:24,129 As a matter of fact, I'm about as far from a ladies' man 685 00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:25,125 as you can get. 686 00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:26,466 What about your letters? 687 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:31,141 The sorority girls, the lady mud wrestler, the Spencer triplets. 688 00:31:31,222 --> 00:31:34,642 Dad, I wanted you to think that I was as good with women 689 00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:35,886 as you are. 690 00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:37,227 I thought it was important to you. 691 00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:38,442 The only thing that's important to me 692 00:31:38,521 --> 00:31:41,071 is that you're happy. 693 00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:42,899 Boy, do I feel like a heel. 694 00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:45,404 Well, it isn't your fault. It's just that 695 00:31:45,486 --> 00:31:46,146 you have a talent, and I don't. 696 00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:47,567 It's not a question of talent. 697 00:31:47,655 --> 00:31:49,405 It's all technique. 698 00:31:49,490 --> 00:31:52,160 Look, someday you'll find a girl that you really like, 699 00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:54,833 and then I'll give you some pointers. 700 00:31:54,912 --> 00:31:57,462 Well, dad, there is a girl that I 701 00:31:57,540 --> 00:31:59,670 like, right here on the ship. 702 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:02,421 It's Monique's roommate Judy. 703 00:32:02,503 --> 00:32:05,513 Then operation Judy it is. 704 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:07,010 You get yourself a piece of paper 705 00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:11,141 because general Ellis is going to draw a battle plan that even 706 00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:11,260 patton would've envied. 707 00:32:15,933 --> 00:32:19,193 Penny, I really appreciate your interest. 708 00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:21,560 But I don't want to drag poor John into court. 709 00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:22,608 Oh, you've got that wrong. 710 00:32:22,690 --> 00:32:25,740 It'll be poor John when he comes out of court. 711 00:32:25,818 --> 00:32:27,698 Now, look, we don't have to go to court. 712 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:30,109 I'm not contesting the suit. 713 00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:31,618 You worked hard to support me. 714 00:32:31,699 --> 00:32:33,529 And out of the love I felt for you then, 715 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,618 I just want square the account. 716 00:32:35,703 --> 00:32:36,373 John, it's totally unnecessary-- 717 00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:38,464 ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 718 00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:39,209 I want to. 719 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:40,420 Good. 720 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,340 Then all that remains is for you and John 721 00:32:42,418 --> 00:32:43,748 to work out a financial settlement. 722 00:32:43,836 --> 00:32:44,586 Now let's determine what Ellen spent. 723 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:45,381 Can we sit down? 724 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:47,553 Food. 725 00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:48,762 I don't know. 726 00:32:48,841 --> 00:32:50,221 Maybe $60 a week. 727 00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:50,971 Oh, come on. 728 00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:52,642 He eats more than that in a day. 729 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,470 I beg your pardon. $100 a week for food. 730 00:32:55,556 --> 00:32:57,596 Plus $2 a week. 731 00:32:57,684 --> 00:32:59,104 Right. 732 00:32:59,185 --> 00:33:00,015 Our extravagance. 733 00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:03,693 A jug of mama trantella's red wine. 734 00:33:03,773 --> 00:33:06,403 Ok, $2 for mama trantella. 735 00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:07,404 Rent? 736 00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:09,775 $250 a month. 737 00:33:09,862 --> 00:33:11,242 Our little apartment in kenmore square. 738 00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:13,492 Oh, John. 739 00:33:13,574 --> 00:33:15,244 I was back in Boston last spring. 740 00:33:15,326 --> 00:33:15,576 Guess what. 741 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,790 What? 742 00:33:17,870 --> 00:33:19,960 They never took our names off the mailbox. 743 00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:20,869 Really? 744 00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:22,577 How about other things like utilities, 745 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:24,417 maintenance, furniture? 746 00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:25,712 Remember the new bed we had to buy? 747 00:33:25,795 --> 00:33:28,045 How much for the beds? 748 00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:30,761 Uh, [clears throat] Just one bed. 749 00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,052 Yeah. 750 00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:37,005 The old one sort of fell apart after a while. 751 00:33:37,098 --> 00:33:38,728 The bed's on me. 752 00:33:38,808 --> 00:33:40,518 Scratch the bed. 753 00:33:40,601 --> 00:33:44,231 The Christmas vacation in Montreal. 754 00:33:44,313 --> 00:33:46,443 That one's on me. 755 00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:48,694 I'll gladly pay for that one. 756 00:33:48,776 --> 00:33:49,486 Don't worry, John. 757 00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:50,859 You'll pay. 758 00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:52,945 Listen, I'm going to translate this into legalese. 759 00:33:53,030 --> 00:33:54,620 Why don't you see if you can remember anything else. 760 00:34:02,081 --> 00:34:04,131 Anything else come to mind? 761 00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:06,248 Yes. 762 00:34:06,335 --> 00:34:08,165 But nothing that you could put a price on. 763 00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:13,722 [Music playing] 764 00:34:19,348 --> 00:34:23,478 So, everything you've seen in the past two hours 765 00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:25,521 is controlled from in here. 766 00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:28,475 I like to think of it as the brain of our ship. 767 00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:31,316 And you're the brain that controls the brain. 768 00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:32,612 Well, that's because I have such 769 00:34:32,695 --> 00:34:34,985 a wonderful crew to assist me. 770 00:34:35,072 --> 00:34:38,582 Gopher, for instance, is a very fine young officer. 771 00:34:38,659 --> 00:34:40,289 Yes, very young. 772 00:34:40,369 --> 00:34:45,669 Do I detect a touch of irritation in your voice? 773 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:46,830 I'm sorry. 774 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:49,998 I didn't mean for it to show. 775 00:34:50,087 --> 00:34:52,627 Actually, I think burl and I could have a nice relationship, 776 00:34:52,715 --> 00:34:54,175 if he would just stop thinking of me 777 00:34:54,258 --> 00:34:54,588 as his old maid schoolmarm. 778 00:34:54,675 --> 00:34:56,795 Oh, Susan. 779 00:34:56,886 --> 00:35:00,846 You're a very attractive woman. 780 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:03,142 Nobody in their right mind could ever think that. 781 00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:04,886 Thank you. 782 00:35:04,977 --> 00:35:06,647 Sometimes I wonder if I'm in my right mind. 783 00:35:06,729 --> 00:35:10,899 I mean, the idea of burl and me together is-- 784 00:35:10,983 --> 00:35:12,943 it's crazy. 785 00:35:13,027 --> 00:35:15,487 Sometimes the craziest ideas are the best. 786 00:35:15,571 --> 00:35:17,781 Captain? 787 00:35:17,865 --> 00:35:19,195 Hmm? 788 00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:20,333 Don't give the teacher lessons. 789 00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:25,917 [Music playing] 790 00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:32,884 There she is. 791 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,224 Thank you. 792 00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:35,298 Can you remember it all? 793 00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:38,803 Then in 10 minutes, she'll be putty in your hands. 794 00:35:48,145 --> 00:35:50,725 Do my eyes deceive me, or has the goddess 795 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:52,185 Aphrodite descended to earth? 796 00:35:55,319 --> 00:35:58,909 For you, to match the blue of your eyes. 797 00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:00,280 Well actually, my eyes are brown. 798 00:36:04,412 --> 00:36:05,622 And here. 799 00:36:05,705 --> 00:36:07,615 Some sweets for the sweet. 800 00:36:07,707 --> 00:36:09,037 Thanks. 801 00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:11,415 Listen, Michael, about last night. 802 00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:13,252 I'm sorry. 803 00:36:13,337 --> 00:36:16,797 I had no right sticking my nose in your business. 804 00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:19,643 Has anyone ever told you what beautiful skin you have? 805 00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:22,309 Just my dermatologist. 806 00:36:22,388 --> 00:36:23,218 Listen, about last night. 807 00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:23,926 I really-- 808 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:24,885 you better be careful, baby. 809 00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:27,564 Lovers run in my family. 810 00:36:27,643 --> 00:36:28,483 Are you feeling all right? 811 00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:29,441 Sure. 812 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,690 Why? 813 00:36:31,772 --> 00:36:33,322 Because suddenly I feel like I'm talking 814 00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:34,319 to the king of the swingles. 815 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,860 When are you gonna ask me what my sign is? 816 00:36:36,944 --> 00:36:38,534 Not for another minute or two. 817 00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:42,413 You're serious. 818 00:36:42,491 --> 00:36:44,201 Well, I'll save you the trouble. 819 00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:46,825 I was born under the sign of scorpio. 820 00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:48,713 And I'm leaving under the sign of exit. 821 00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:58,759 What happened? 822 00:36:58,841 --> 00:37:00,301 I struck out again. 823 00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:01,014 I don't understand. 824 00:37:01,093 --> 00:37:02,553 Those were my best lines. 825 00:37:05,389 --> 00:37:06,929 That's just it, dad. 826 00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:07,806 They were your lines. 827 00:37:26,869 --> 00:37:28,079 I'll check, Dr. Hanson. 828 00:37:28,162 --> 00:37:28,662 But I'm not making any promises. - Thank you. 829 00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:30,406 I'd appreciate it. 830 00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:39,799 Hi, Ellen. 831 00:37:39,882 --> 00:37:41,432 John, hi. 832 00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:42,759 Where's penny? 833 00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:44,603 Still working. 834 00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:45,679 May I? 835 00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:47,683 Please. 836 00:37:47,765 --> 00:37:49,475 It seems like court's never in recess for her. 837 00:37:49,558 --> 00:37:50,348 Oh. 838 00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:53,524 Well, I admire her dedication. 839 00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:54,984 Dedication's fine. 840 00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:56,324 But every waking hour? 841 00:37:56,399 --> 00:37:56,649 Oh, John, come on. 842 00:37:56,732 --> 00:37:57,862 Be fair. 843 00:37:57,942 --> 00:38:01,072 You work long hours, too. 844 00:38:01,153 --> 00:38:04,373 Besides, you'd feel guilty leaving the little woman 845 00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:06,528 type at home all day. 846 00:38:06,617 --> 00:38:08,157 Maybe if I had a little woman type i-- 847 00:38:08,244 --> 00:38:11,714 I really loved, i'd get home earlier. 848 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,287 Here we go. 849 00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:19,508 Just what the doctor ordered. 850 00:38:19,588 --> 00:38:20,208 I took the Liberty. 851 00:38:20,297 --> 00:38:23,797 And I take no responsibility. 852 00:38:23,884 --> 00:38:24,594 Cheers. 853 00:38:30,933 --> 00:38:33,733 John, it's terrible. 854 00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:34,441 It is, isn't it? 855 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,230 I didn't think you'd like it. 856 00:38:36,313 --> 00:38:37,023 Like it? 857 00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:38,396 I love it. 858 00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:40,032 It's mama trantella's jug red. 859 00:38:40,109 --> 00:38:42,449 Is it as bad as you remember? 860 00:38:42,528 --> 00:38:43,448 Badder. 861 00:38:43,529 --> 00:38:44,409 Badder. 862 00:38:44,488 --> 00:38:46,738 Well listen, I can't charge you for it. 863 00:38:46,824 --> 00:38:47,954 We don't usually serve this to passengers. 864 00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:50,204 The chef uses it. 865 00:38:50,286 --> 00:38:53,076 Remind me not to order anything cooked with red wine. 866 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,294 Oh, he doesn't cook with it. 867 00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:55,043 No? 868 00:38:55,124 --> 00:38:56,384 He uses it to clean the grill. 869 00:39:02,381 --> 00:39:05,381 Let me propose a toast. 870 00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:10,348 To-- to old memories. 871 00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:10,471 To new ones. 872 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:26,409 [Music playing] 873 00:39:41,378 --> 00:39:43,838 Gopher, hi. 874 00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:45,513 Anything I can do to help? 875 00:39:45,591 --> 00:39:46,631 Yes. 876 00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:49,797 When I jump over the side, yell "boy overboard." 877 00:39:49,887 --> 00:39:52,467 It was a stupid idea, Julie, from the start. 878 00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:53,926 Some things are better left to fantasy. 879 00:39:54,016 --> 00:39:55,556 I had my chance, and I blew it. 880 00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:59,153 Gopher, if you care about someone, you have to tell them. 881 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,690 Julie, the woman practically admitted 882 00:40:01,774 --> 00:40:05,404 that the age difference between us makes it impossible. 883 00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:06,146 A woman can always change her mind. 884 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:08,027 Now go tell her you love her. 885 00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:15,499 You really think I should do that? 886 00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:16,329 Yes, I do. 887 00:40:16,413 --> 00:40:17,793 I think you should do it right now. 888 00:40:17,873 --> 00:40:21,923 I think you should go over to her and say, Susan, I love you. 889 00:40:22,002 --> 00:40:22,382 Just like that. 890 00:40:22,461 --> 00:40:23,801 Just like that. 891 00:40:23,879 --> 00:40:25,209 Susan, I love you. 892 00:40:25,297 --> 00:40:26,917 Yeah. 893 00:40:27,007 --> 00:40:27,797 Susan, I love you. 894 00:40:27,883 --> 00:40:30,183 Mm-hm. 895 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:33,721 Actually, that's not that hard to say. 896 00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:36,176 Susan, I love you. 897 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,807 Susan, I love you. 898 00:40:37,893 --> 00:40:39,193 Susan, I love you. 899 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:40,770 Susan, I love you. 900 00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:42,145 Susan, I love you. 901 00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:45,401 Susan-- wait a minute. 902 00:40:45,484 --> 00:40:46,194 What? 903 00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:51,823 I don't love her. 904 00:40:51,907 --> 00:40:53,027 How could I love her? 905 00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:54,617 When she came on board, I didn't even know her first name. 906 00:40:54,702 --> 00:40:56,042 - Oh, gopher, you're scared. - I am not. 907 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:56,830 Yes, you are. 908 00:40:56,912 --> 00:40:58,412 Not. 909 00:40:58,497 --> 00:41:00,207 I'm being honest for the first time. 910 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:02,381 I was in love with miss wilkham. 911 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:06,210 But with Susan, it's not love. 912 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:08,337 It's deep like. 913 00:41:08,424 --> 00:41:10,014 Oh, gopher, tell her that. 914 00:41:18,225 --> 00:41:21,185 [Music playing] 915 00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:37,449 Judy? 916 00:41:37,536 --> 00:41:40,286 I'm Larry Ellis, Michael's father. 917 00:41:40,372 --> 00:41:42,252 How do you do? 918 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:43,883 Not so well, I'm afraid. 919 00:41:43,959 --> 00:41:49,129 Especially when it comes to meddling in my son's affairs. 920 00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:50,665 I want you to know that what happened was all my fault. 921 00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:56,508 Oh, you mean Michael's sudden transformation into Joe smooth? 922 00:41:56,597 --> 00:41:58,807 I was only trying to help. 923 00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:01,101 I thought that if I gave him a few tips, 924 00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:03,265 it would help to break the ice with you. 925 00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:04,104 Guess that was kind of foolish. 926 00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:06,978 Michael doesn't think so. 927 00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:08,476 I'm glad. 928 00:42:08,567 --> 00:42:09,777 I hope you give him another chance. 929 00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:10,440 He's a great kid. 930 00:42:10,527 --> 00:42:13,357 Real chip off the old block. 931 00:42:13,447 --> 00:42:15,237 No, he's-- he's a great kid because he's not 932 00:42:15,324 --> 00:42:16,994 a chip off the old block. 933 00:42:17,076 --> 00:42:17,736 Anyway-- 934 00:42:17,826 --> 00:42:18,536 dad. 935 00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:27,707 This time, I'll do it on my own. 936 00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:41,638 Why don't we start at the beginning? 937 00:42:45,145 --> 00:42:45,845 No. 938 00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:50,479 Why don't we start at the end? 939 00:43:08,127 --> 00:43:09,707 [Music playing] 940 00:43:18,053 --> 00:43:19,853 You know, I'd almost forgotten how beautiful 941 00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:20,600 you look in moonlight. 942 00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:29,860 How the stars just twinkle in your eyes. 943 00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:32,480 I know I've taken those things for granted before, 944 00:43:32,568 --> 00:43:34,988 but I want to let you know how I feel now. 945 00:43:35,070 --> 00:43:36,360 Well, there you two are. 946 00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:39,027 Ellen, I've got a proposal all worked out for your signature. 947 00:43:39,116 --> 00:43:41,736 Great. 948 00:43:41,827 --> 00:43:45,497 I propose that you, John, pay Ellen 20% 949 00:43:45,581 --> 00:43:46,831 of your income for the past five years. 950 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,670 Hold it. 951 00:43:51,754 --> 00:43:54,094 Hold it. 952 00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:56,473 I have a counterproposal. 953 00:43:56,550 --> 00:43:58,300 John, I think 20% is very fair. 954 00:43:58,385 --> 00:43:59,385 100%. 955 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:00,180 100? 956 00:44:02,806 --> 00:44:04,136 There's one catch, though. 957 00:44:08,228 --> 00:44:12,148 100% of all my future income. 958 00:44:12,232 --> 00:44:15,822 Will you take it? 959 00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:16,613 And me? 960 00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:36,967 [Music playing] 961 00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:48,228 Susan. 962 00:44:54,149 --> 00:44:56,239 Thought it was miss wilkham to you? 963 00:44:56,318 --> 00:44:57,108 Susan. 964 00:44:57,194 --> 00:45:02,124 Susan, I came out here to tell you-- 965 00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:05,699 to tell you that I like you. 966 00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:08,906 I really like you. 967 00:45:08,997 --> 00:45:11,207 Now I know that you see me as a kid. 968 00:45:11,291 --> 00:45:12,211 But I am not a kid anymore. 969 00:45:12,292 --> 00:45:13,382 I'm a grown man. 970 00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:14,460 Now, now hold it. Now wait a minute. 971 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:15,125 I can take anything but you laughing at me. 972 00:45:15,212 --> 00:45:16,882 Oh, I'm not. 973 00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:17,974 I'm not. 974 00:45:18,048 --> 00:45:19,338 It's just that I'm so happy I can't believe it. 975 00:45:19,425 --> 00:45:22,135 I thought that you just saw me as your old school teacher 976 00:45:22,219 --> 00:45:25,849 instead of as a woman who likes you as a man. 977 00:45:25,931 --> 00:45:27,721 You-- you like me. 978 00:45:27,808 --> 00:45:31,098 I really like you, and you really like me? 979 00:45:31,186 --> 00:45:33,056 Oh, of course I do. 980 00:45:33,147 --> 00:45:37,857 You're sweet and sensitive and kind and intelligent. 981 00:45:37,943 --> 00:45:38,493 Keep going. 982 00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:40,699 And you're very sexy. 983 00:45:40,779 --> 00:45:42,989 (Imitating Humphrey bogart) Sweetheart, 984 00:45:43,073 --> 00:45:44,663 you ain't seen nothing yet. 985 00:45:50,122 --> 00:45:51,792 Burl? 986 00:45:51,874 --> 00:45:53,214 Hmm? 987 00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:54,882 You just got your first a from me. 988 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:55,790 Great. 989 00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:58,298 I think I'll try for extra credit. 990 00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:09,730 [Music playing] 991 00:46:27,034 --> 00:46:27,374 Are you ready to go, dad? 992 00:46:27,451 --> 00:46:28,991 Sure am. 993 00:46:29,077 --> 00:46:30,537 Oh, is it ok if I take home with me? 994 00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:31,541 I want him to meet my mom. 995 00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:32,582 Of course. 996 00:46:32,664 --> 00:46:34,754 We'll all grab a cab, and I'll drop you off. 997 00:46:34,833 --> 00:46:35,673 Where do you live? 998 00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:37,041 Detroit. 999 00:46:37,127 --> 00:46:38,497 Bye. 1000 00:46:38,587 --> 00:46:41,757 Nice meeting you, Mr. Ellis. 1001 00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,050 Michael, when you get a minute, how about giving 1002 00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:46,354 your old man a few tips? 1003 00:46:46,428 --> 00:46:48,058 Is there a doctor in the house? 1004 00:46:48,138 --> 00:46:48,848 He needs one. 1005 00:46:48,931 --> 00:46:49,521 Yes, there was. 1006 00:46:49,598 --> 00:46:50,468 Thank you for joining us. 1007 00:46:50,557 --> 00:46:51,477 Thank you, doc. 1008 00:46:51,558 --> 00:46:52,938 Hey, before you two go, I just want to give 1009 00:46:53,018 --> 00:46:53,768 you a little engagement. 1010 00:46:53,852 --> 00:46:54,942 Isaac. 1011 00:46:55,020 --> 00:46:55,850 Thank you, Isaac. 1012 00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:56,688 Very nice of you. 1013 00:46:56,772 --> 00:46:57,402 Uh-oh. 1014 00:46:57,481 --> 00:46:58,981 It's not mama trantella, is it? 1015 00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:03,106 Well, the chef will have a dirty grill. 1016 00:47:03,195 --> 00:47:04,775 Hey, John, Ellen. 1017 00:47:04,863 --> 00:47:06,993 I just wanted to wish you two good luck. 1018 00:47:07,074 --> 00:47:08,914 Thank you, penny. 1019 00:47:08,992 --> 00:47:10,292 No hard feelings, huh? 1020 00:47:10,369 --> 00:47:11,079 No. 1021 00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:12,541 No. 1022 00:47:12,621 --> 00:47:14,251 In fact, I wanted to give you something to remember me by. 1023 00:47:14,331 --> 00:47:15,581 Yeah? 1024 00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:16,416 What is it? 1025 00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:18,290 It's a bill for my legal services. 1026 00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:29,300 Now, when am I going to get to see you again? 1027 00:47:29,388 --> 00:47:30,638 Oh, I forgot. 1028 00:47:30,722 --> 00:47:32,852 Next weekend, I have to chaperone the junior prom, 1029 00:47:32,933 --> 00:47:34,603 and I was kind of hoping you'd be my date. 1030 00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:35,435 If you want to, that is. 1031 00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:36,649 If I want to? 1032 00:47:36,728 --> 00:47:38,308 I have been dreaming of that since I was 14. 1033 00:47:38,397 --> 00:47:40,187 Better late than never. 1034 00:47:47,698 --> 00:47:49,318 I'll see you next weekend then. 1035 00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:50,278 Right. 1036 00:47:50,367 --> 00:47:51,197 Fine. - Goodbye. 1037 00:47:51,285 --> 00:47:52,155 Thank you. 1038 00:47:52,244 --> 00:47:52,954 It was wonderful. 1039 00:47:53,036 --> 00:47:55,326 All: Bye bye. 1040 00:47:55,414 --> 00:47:57,924 So, goph, you passed, huh? 1041 00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,960 With flying colors. 1042 00:48:00,043 --> 00:48:01,593 Yeah, the next step is my phd. 1043 00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:02,460 Your phd? 1044 00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:04,046 Pretty heavy date. 1045 00:48:11,305 --> 00:48:11,925 [Music playing] 1046 00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:22,897 [Theme music] 1047 00:49:03,065 --> 00:49:05,725 [Music playing]